#231; In which Roger attempts a Scheme

Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! As if you didn't know. I was going to do a pirate-themed comic today but I figured everyone will be annoyed enough already.

This weekend, the West Hollywood Book Fair approached a record FIFTY BILLION DEGREES FAHRENHEIT (168° Celsius). When I got home Nikki had to pour me into an ice cube tray and let me set up overnight. That's not some sort of coy euphemism, either.